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a woman, without her man, is nothing

a women: without her, man is nothing

 

Dear Jack,

I want a man who knows what love is all

about.  you are generous, kind, thoughtful.

People who are not like you admit  to be being

useless and inferior.  you have ruined me for

other men.  I yearn for you. I have no feelings

whatsoever when we're apart.  I can be

forever happy- will you let me be yours?

                                                            Jill

Dear Jack,

I want a man who knows what love is.  All

about you are generous, kind, thoughtful

people, who are not like you.  Admit to being

useless and inferior.  You have ruined me.  For

other men I Yearn!  For you I have no feeling

whatsoever.  when we're apart I can be

forever happy.  Will you let me be?

Yours,

                                                        Jill

 

Every lady in this Land

Hath 20 Nails on each Hands

Five & twenty on Hands and Feet;

And this is true, without deceit.

(Every lady in this land had twenty nails.  On each

hand, five; and twenty on hands and feet.)